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Khensu
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Just thought you guys might get a laugh out of my new campaign.






Working on a perplexed Jesus with a Calvary sky behind him.

Headline: I'm Thinking Redemption!

Damon that's your bonfire behind the Devil!

Isn't he cool? Gotta love the snake skin suit!
February 27, 2009 10:50PM
DamonHD
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Moi?



Mwa-ha-ha-ha-ha!

Rgds

Damon
February 27, 2009 11:05PM
Khensu
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Man the Devil is Hot! hahaha

3x CTR of anything else. They haven't posted the God one yet, just can wait!

The Ads are clearer if you hit the little picture thingy.
March 01, 2009 06:24PM
DamonHD
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Aren't you gonna get stuck down by some self-righteous born-again who imagines his/her God to be incapable of defending itself or of a taste for satire?

Rgds

Damon
March 01, 2009 07:17PM
Harold
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I bet Khensu is hoping that happens--imagine the free publicity when Google cancels that ad campaign.
March 02, 2009 03:33AM
Khensu
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Bring it on!

I didn't know satire had a taste?

What does it taste like?

Yeah I am ready for them. I am pretty untouchable, cell phone and post box 200 miles away that forwards into another post box.
March 02, 2009 09:21AM
DamonHD
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Salty.

Rgds

Damon
March 02, 2009 06:50PM
Troi
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I thought Americans didn't get Satire - or is it sarcasm???(;
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March 02, 2009 09:32PM
Khensu
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We get it but our heads are so big we can't rationalize it, much less our guts.

Thousands of empty housing lots and 300 pound people trolling the food stores just looking for something tasty.

I think the Pythons where on the money on the view of Americans.

We are disgusting!

I can see why the rest of the world hate us. Fat slobbering pigs that we are.

Of course I am excluded in all and this. And Car Guy, he is the ecto nerved up type. Cant wait to get somebody from Adsense on the phone and give them a piece of his mind.
March 03, 2009 07:53AM
Khensu
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Salty haha
khensu
March 03, 2009 07:55AM
Ian C. Purdie
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Quote:
I thought Americans didn't get Satire - or is it sarcasm???(;
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I had a good English Phyicist friend my age [sadly now deceased simply by falling over - ironic] who would avidly participate in a number of "electronics lists" and would often send me a private email saying:

"You don't think I was too overly subtle for the American cousins?"

"Sublety" is the keyword. That's the reason only educated Americans can really understand and appreciate good British comedy. Some can recall Monty Python skits off the top of their heads.
March 03, 2009 11:00PM
Troi
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Aaaah - good old Montly Python. I was only listening to the Galaxy song the other day - and marvelling at what a brilliant piece of writing it was. But have to say that have gone to a Catholic convent - (not a Catholic I hasten to add), that "Every Sperm is Holy" was a favourite. We used to walk around between lessons singing this until someone got a thwack from an irrate nun!

Here are the Galaxy song lyrics:

Just remember that you're standing on a planet that's evolving
And revolving at nine hundred miles an hour,
That's orbiting at nineteen miles a second, so it's reckoned,
A sun that is the source of all our power.
The sun and you and me and all the stars that we can see
Are moving at a million miles a day
In an outer spiral arm, at forty thousand miles an hour,
Of the galaxy we call the 'Milky Way'.
Our galaxy itself contains a hundred billion stars.
It's a hundred thousand light years side to side.
It bulges in the middle, sixteen thousand light years thick,
But out by us, it's just three thousand light years wide.
We're thirty thousand light years from galactic central point.
We go 'round every two hundred million years,
And our galaxy is only one of millions of billions
In this amazing and expanding universe.

The universe itself keeps on expanding and expanding
In all of the directions it can whizz
As fast as it can go, at the speed of light, you know,
Twelve million miles a minute, and that's the fastest speed there is.
So remember, when you're feeling very small and insecure,
How amazingly unlikely is your birth,
And pray that there's intelligent life somewhere up in space,
'Cause there's bugger all down here on Earth.



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 03/04/2009 09:36AM by Troi.
March 04, 2009 09:33AM
Joshua
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Oh boy, now I'll have to pay lyric rights for this site too winking smiley.
March 04, 2009 09:51AM
GegaBit
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Troi, that brings memories, catholic nun school survivor here myself..
March 04, 2009 12:32PM
Troi
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S when did you give up the habit....winking smiley
March 04, 2009 05:57PM
Pengi
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GB - you never cease to amaze me!
March 04, 2009 09:12PM
GegaBit
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There was Sister Mary (may she rest in peace now) that walked around with a Ping pong bat for spanking, that was a scary sight!
March 04, 2009 09:46PM
Khensu
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I was the head alter boy a romin catlick church hooked up to a grammar school. In eighth grade a bitchy nun randomly smack me because she didn't like the look on my face while waiting on a line. In an involuntary reflex action I decked her, I was the school hero. My position protected me and I got away with a major talkin to.

It was the liver pate! Your all DEAD!

They are running a commercial her in the states using the Death from the Meaning of Life. They actually reproduced the movements and camera angles also, I think it's life insurance or something. Wonder if the fat sheep even know it?
March 09, 2009 08:34AM

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